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There is a curse that follows and haunts anyone that dares open this chest. The curse will haunt you for all eternity if opened without permission. The curse is terrible and will change your life forever. Every time you walk out of your house, a clown walks up to you and sprays you with a giant, water-squirting flower. You can't have cereal anymore because every time you pour cereal, pink, polka-dotted turtles come out instead of cereal. No one can live without the most important meal of the day! You think that's it? Every time you take a bath, Kentucky Fried Chicken's gravy comes out instead of your nice, crystal-clear water. I don't think you will make any friends if you smell like mash potatoes. Every day you wake up in the morning, there will be a giant word posted on your wall. If you say or think about that word any time of the day, spiders will jump out of your hair and onto the person you are talking to. Your dreams will be haunted every starry night by flying pigs with bazookas. Who said pigs couldn't carry a rocket launcher AND fly?! I warn you now. Many bad things will come from opening this forbidden chest. You need permission from a turtle that lives in Narnia. Good luck and stay away!
