Lincoln with a boom box

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Lincoln is holding that boom box because it fell on him from a tree. He pick it up. He was very confused because he didn't know what it was. He started pressing buttons and it started playing music. Lincoln always enjoyed music. He used to play the violin, but this boom box was way better than that. he started wearing his pants down with his hat upside down. He started to call everyone dude, and every one called him a pimp. No ones knows of this because no one ever said anything, but I found out by reading a secret journal that I only knew of. It was tore up some and looked old.